Lalu-murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sunder hoti h Rabdi-aapk paas to hamr tarif k alawa kono kaam hi nahi hai…..
A girl to her boyfriend: Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge Gf- Q.. Bf- Bhikh mangne
Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo, husband- Namaste Sasur ji
5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna, 2 Dost: kyun? “LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha… Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.
Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho? Ladka bola JI BHABHI JI!
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
Sir – Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge? Student – Chidiya Bankar. Si r- Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega! Student – Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!
Teacher:” What will u do after growing up.. ?? Student:” Facebooking Teacher:” No! I mean what will u Become…?? Student:” Admin of facebook pages Teacher: O My God! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up…?? Student: Facebook Admin Rights Teacher: Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents…?? Student: I […]
Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts? Rejection hurts? Losing someone hurts? Envy hurts? Everyone gets confused with love. But in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wondeful again.
Ek bigarti hai to BANDH ho jati hai, Doosari bigarti hai to SHURU ho jati hai