Sir – Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?
Student – Chidiya Bankar.
Si r- Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!
Student – Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!

What will u do after growing up.. ??

Teacher:” What will u do after growing up.. ??
Student:” Facebooking
Teacher:” No! I mean what will u Become…??
Student:” Admin of facebook pages

Teacher: O My God! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up…??
Student: Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher: Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents…??
Student: I create a page for them on facebooK. I Luv Mom n Dad..
Teacher: Stupid! What do ur parents want from U…??
Student: My facebook password..

Teacher: Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??
Student:” Facebook but never face a book..

Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true.

Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true.
 Loneliness hurts?
 Rejection hurts?
 Losing someone hurts?
 Envy hurts?
 Everyone gets confused with love.
 But in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and
 makes someone feel wondeful again.